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What A Man Can Expect at the Doctor’s Office When He Turns 40

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Richard Spall

So there I was nearly one year ago, being discharged from the doctor’s office. “Do you like early appointments?” “Sure” “Is February 14th of next year at 8:00am OK?” (Yes, I did at this moment […]

2 CommentsEveryday Life

The Psychic and the Internet Minister

April 12, 2011August 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I went with my friend to the psychic. Yes, the psychic. I know so many of you have opinions on psychics, but can you just try to hold them in while I tell this story?  […]

Lifestyle, Relationships

What if God Just “Isn’t That Into You”?

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I try to comprehend what must be the gap in complexity between man and God. Certainly the gap is huge, right? Surely more so than the gap between, say, human and amoeba. So I look […]

6 CommentsWords to Think Upon

Biblemania: The Garden of Eden

April 12, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Last night, I was watching one of those “religious history” shows on the Smithsonian Channel. The Garden of Eden of the bible was mentioned in an earlier portion of the show. If you haven’t read […]

1 CommentWords to Think Upon

The Creation of Man

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Eric Hetvile

God: I am almost finished with my greatest creation! Jesus: I hope this goes better than the dinosaurs… God: This one I have created in my image! Jesus: I don’t know, this one doesn’t look […]

3 CommentsWords to Think Upon

Up, Up and Away

April 11, 2011July 28, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I would like to discuss Erectile Dysfunction. Obviously, I do not suffer from the malady, and when I told my husband I was writing about this, he emitted a loud gasp and then insisted that […]

1 CommentLifestyle, Relationshipscomedy, funny, humor, relationships, viagra

The Umpire’s Wife Has Been Ejected!

April 10, 2011May 14, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

My husband has been a baseball and fast pitch softball umpire for about 10 years.  Some umpire wives go to games to see their husband’s ump.  Me, I rarely attend. It’s not that I am […]

3 CommentsBaseball, Good Clean Fun, Relationships, Sportscomedy, humor, parents, softball, sports, umpire

The Plight of the Non-Essential Government Worker

April 8, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

So, here we are in the middle of a budget war. At this point, even if Congress get its act together and agrees on a budget and avoids a long-standing federal government shut down, it […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politicscomedy, Glenn Beck, humor, John Boehner, politics

The Near Electrocution of the Cable Guy

April 7, 2011June 8, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I an attempt to lower my phone bill, I signed up for the Triple Play from my cable company.  What this means is that the cable company now has possession of my technology soul. They […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun

The Cleaning Lady Diaries

April 7, 2011May 12, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Friday is cleaning day for me. Yes, that is the day I ditch my computer and bring out my mop and bucket. I hate cleaning.  Some of my friends view cleaning as some kind of […]

Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcleaning lady, comedy, dust bunnies, humor, schedules

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