Cartoon: Mitch, did you hear? I ripped you a new one on that $1 trillion so called bipartisan infrastructure bill. Whatcha gotta say about that?
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Florida Governor Claims that God Ordered Him to Depopulate the State
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, whose opposition to mask and vaccination mandates has drawn national attention in recent months, informed reporters yesterday that he was simply acting on a command from The Almighty. “I was watching […]
Some Athletes Hope to Make Big Splash at Summer Games
KYOTO, Japan. The 2021 Summer Olympics are underway 280 miles away, but in this city of 1.5 million another sort of games are underway at a seedy resort motel with an outdoor pool, a sharp […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/31/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
As Summer Wanes, Zucchini Avoidance Measures Kick In
WESTLAND, Mass. It’s a beautiful August day in this suburb west of Boston, with relatively cool temperatures and low humidity, but Todd and Mindy Boudin are sequestered inside their three-bedroom home with the curtains drawn. […]
Economists, Home Economists Differ on Threat of Inflation
CHICAGO. Miles Wozyrminski is considered a wunderkind in the highly-competitive field of academic economics, and at the age of 34 is already being mentioned as a potential Nobel Prize winner in what is mordantly referred […]