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5 Worst Christmas Songs Ever

December 1, 2011
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5 Worst Christmas Songs Ever

I think it’s cool when radio stations change their play lists to holiday music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week – it really gets you in the holiday spirit! But let’s be honest,…

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The real edcuation of Little Dill Y

Although school teaches Little Dill Y about the basics such as how magnets work and the genius of Paris Hilton, it’s when he comes home from school that his real education begins. He’s 6 now…

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Amy Winehouse’s Dress

December 1, 2011
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A dress belonging to Amy Winehouse has been auctioned for £40k. It’s a bargain if you consider there’s a kilo of coke in the pocket

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Men and Laundry

December 1, 2011
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Men and Laundry

I read an article a while ago by Mario Turchiarolo, entitled, The Downy Ball Paradox . It was an enlightening little article about the magic of the Downy Ball, and it reminded me about my…

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Seriously . . . It’s Your Birthday?

December 1, 2011
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Seriously . . . It’s Your Birthday?

As the second child born to my family I was resented by my older sister in two ways. One, it meant she was no longer an only child and even worse I was born the day…

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The Definition of Irony

December 1, 2011
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The Definition of Irony

My daughter and I were watching the show “Cash Cab” and we started to discuss how vital cabs were to people in cities. She argued that even if people live in the sticks, they sometimes…

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Spray It, Don’t Say It

November 30, 2011
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Manners are an ever-evolving contract that society signed to avoid embarrassing and thoughtless behavior, or what the French termed “faux pas” in between giving English-speakers the wrong directions to the Louvre. Our earliest etiquette rule…

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ESPN Ethics Seminar

November 30, 2011
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ESPN Ethics Seminar

ESPN is holding a seminar on journalism ethics. Keynote speakers include The National Enquirer, The Star and Rupert Murdoch. As expected, the seminar is sold out. Topics to include: 1.How to insert your opinion into…

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Look on the bright side…

November 30, 2011
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Look on the bright side…

In your 40s, applying makeup after a rough night out can actually earn you credits toward a degree in Mortuary Science.

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Gingrich Disturbed By Cain’s Behavior

November 30, 2011
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Newt Gingrich, when asked about Herman Cain’s alleged 13-year affair with another woman, said that he found the allegations “disturbing”. He went on to add, “I mean…his wife wasn’t even sick!”

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The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford

The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford

Scurvy Jane was asked to join a new band with the unusual moniker ‘The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford’. They…

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Funny Criminal

November 30, 2011
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I am sure funny and criminal do not belong in the same sentence together, however, there is funny funny, you know the kind of funny that makes you laugh, ha ha, and feel good, and…

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The Victoria’s Secret Puzzle

November 30, 2011
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The Victoria’s Secret Puzzle

Ah, ‘Tis the season of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: the event which makes every man believe that $500 of lacy nightwear will turn their wives and girlfriends into high-priced fashion models.  ‘Tis also the…

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Demi Moore’s Twitter Name

November 29, 2011
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The breaking news today is that Demi Moore is still using Mrs. Kutcher as her Twitter name. Twitter people don’t know what to make of this. Some think she is not ready to let go…

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Undying Persistence

November 29, 2011
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Life’s greatest problem is to keep getting up after you fall down. If you can do that it won’t matter how many times you fall, because you’ve harnessed the secret of zombies.

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On Oldness

November 29, 2011
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If people don’t respect their elders, why would they seriously consider something written by a dead person? Whatever your answer is, it can’t be denied that young people today have a problem: how to build…

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It’s Best to Cheat Early

November 29, 2011
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I saw on TV this morning that the experts think Herman Cain will lose voters to Newt Gingrich due to his current cheating scandal. I guess cheating on your wife in politics is like losing…

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Living Fully

November 29, 2011
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I live every new day to its fullest, but I get out of bed in the morning because I don’t want to wet the mattress.

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The Exploding iPhone

November 29, 2011
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While aboard a Regional Express flight in Australia, an iPhone 4 started to smoke and exude a red glow.  Flight attendants followed correct procedures and doused the offending cell phone. No one was hurt in the…

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Top Ten Signs you are an Out-Of-Control Soccer Parent

November 29, 2011
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Top Ten Signs you are an Out-Of-Control Soccer Parent

10. Instead of family game nights, your family has Game Film Fridays.   9. Your 5 year-old has already undergone ACL surgery.   8. You have been red carded – by a 12 year-old sideline…

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The Kardashian Novel?

November 29, 2011
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The Kardashian sisters released their first novel. Not to say it’s bad, but if you download it, your Kindle tells you to “just die”

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