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Assembly Required

June 8, 2014June 8, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

I finally got the thing put together and in place, but only after it fell apart about six times and hit me on the head. I keep waiting for it to explode in a clang […]

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August 23, 2012August 24, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter and I stood waiting for my husband to back our rented cargo van into the loading space in the IKEA parking lot.  On our store cart sat a box spring and mattress for […]

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