My Wife Is an Alien
(This piece previously appeared in Funny Times.) My wife, Carolyn, is the best wife in the universe. I say “in the universe” deliberately because, you see, Carolyn is not originally from this planet. Now I […]
(This piece previously appeared in Funny Times.) My wife, Carolyn, is the best wife in the universe. I say “in the universe” deliberately because, you see, Carolyn is not originally from this planet. Now I […]
Lots of people have two-car garages. My mother had a two-couch garage: two couches, a gigantic conference table, three bookcases with books, three living room chairs, a rocking chair, a coffee table, a desk, a […]
Most people might not see a connection between the unpleasantness of rental portable toilets and the abandonment of obsolete phone booths. But I’m not most people. Yes, I recently had an epiphany about how retired […]