McEpic
Sometimes I’m a slave to my own brilliance. When you’ve a reputation for putting a unique spin on things, the less than brilliant people expect you to deliver with style and individual flair. And so […]
Tag: Bill Y
No Dead Guys
Sugartastic Daddy John is the type of shady individual who has the need to cash checks in a hurry. These checks are the best Photoshop created checks I’ve ever seen. The Daddy usually exchanges these […]
You’re not going to believe this.
The Professor of Earological Musicology at the University of Aural Sensitivity is a man of great distinction and taste. So great is his distinction and taste, that he single-handedly discovered the recessive gene which is […]
Why the world is in ruins.
I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to […]
The parting of the ways of the couple who were once Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave.
Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being […]
Mrs. Johanson clearly puts Larry in his place with style and grace.
Although the world continues to learn from what I don’t say and don’t do, I might still became a teacher one day. When you’re endowed with the vast, abundance of knowledge that I undoubtedly have, it’s […]