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Our Textbooks Never Mentioned Any Of This

September 24, 2013September 24, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funairlines, brochures, competition, crowded flights, East Coast travel, flight attendant, flying, humoroutcasts, hunger, Thomas Sullivan, yelling children

Competition

March 26, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Where do kids learn to be competitive? In the classroom? At summer camp or on a soccer field? Nope, they truly learn to compete in the back seat of a station wagon. Well, at least […]

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The Ease of Eavesdropping

June 6, 2012June 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was intrigued by a commercial for a personal sound amplifier that can allow a person to hear voices and sounds up to 90 feet away. Discreet because it resembles a Blue Tooth and fits […]

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7 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbathing suits, bikinis, competition, compliments, hearing, humor, men, personal amplification devices, pools, star trek, TV commercials, women

Random Thought 17

October 14, 2011October 15, 2011 Jarod Kintz

What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser–that’s why he’s number two.

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