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Rick Perry Cuts Education: Hasn’t Learned From His Own Example of Being An Idiot

June 28, 2013June 28, 2013 Eric Hetvile

During a speech given at the National Right to Life Convention on Thursday, Rick Perry offered what many are considering a low blow when he shined the spotlight on state Senator Wendy Davis’ personal life: […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Politicsabortion, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, Idiot, Rick Perry, right to life, Wendy Davis

The New Mrs. Dictator

July 26, 2012July 26, 2012 Neal Mayhem

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un got married. His vows were actually very romantic. Particularly, his promise to not execute her family.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayexecution, humor, Kim Jong Un, marriage, North Korea, politics, vows

An Executioner’s Christmas Wishlist

December 21, 2011 Rick Snee

One of the perks to the holiday season is spending time with your family watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story, with an occasional switch-over to It’s a Wonderful Life. This is a time-honored tradition […]

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3 CommentsPolitics, Technologychildren, cookie dough, european union, execution, lethal injection, neti pot, pentobarbital, sodium thiopental

Amanda Knox

October 3, 2011October 3, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Amanda Knox is free to go home from Italy, but Rick Perry has volunteered to execute her in Texas anyway.

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAmanda Knox. Rick Perry, execution, humor, justice, Texas

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