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My Wife Is an Alien
(This piece previously appeared in Funny Times.) My wife, Carolyn, is the best wife in the universe. I say “in the universe” deliberately because, you see, Carolyn is not originally from this planet. Now I […]
Homegirls be like…
So Thirsty Dave broke up with Scurvy Jane and this time it’s for real. We brought Sugartastic Daddy John in to mediate but unfortunately, just like their relationship, it didn’t work out. The Thirsty one […]
Bubble of Math
I told Jill Y that I didn’t count. She assured me that I did, told me that low self-esteem is a terrible thing and that I should hold my head up high at all times. […]