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Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards

January 20, 2026 Paul Lander

Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs.

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Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide

December 10, 2025 Paul Lander

Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide Found drunk in bathroom. A raccoon? Or Hegseth in Davy Crockett hat?

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Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull)

November 24, 2025 Paul Lander

Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny!

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Haiku: La Dee Da and Goodbye (RIP Diane Keaton)

October 14, 2025 Paul Lander

(RIP Diane Keaton) Farewell Annie Hall. We’ll always have Third Avenue. My Zelig moment.

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Haiku: She, Jane. Me, Sad

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Paul Lander

She, Jane. Me, Sad. (Written on the day of Jane Goodall’s passing October 1,2025) Jane Goodall gone. Spent life monkeying around. Goodbye Mrs. Chimp.

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Haiku: Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot

September 1, 2025 Paul Lander

Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot Taylor and Travis engaged. They registered at Bed, Bath And Beyond Your Means

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Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings…

August 11, 2025 Paul Lander

Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees.

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Haiku: Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP

July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Paul Lander

Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP Hello, mudda… oops. Wrong songster. Now rest easy, Mister Tom Lehrer.

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Haiku: Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel

July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Paul Lander

Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel Jewish Superman? X-ray vision? Nah. Just those Jewish space lasers.

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Haiku: Boeing For No Dollars

June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 Paul Lander

Boeing For No Dollars Qatar might not bid, g’day to flying bidet It’s Trump’s Air Farce One.

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