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Haiku: Boeing For No Dollars

June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 Paul Lander

Boeing For No Dollars Qatar might not bid, g’day to flying bidet It’s Trump’s Air Farce One.  

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/25

May 30, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Moody’s downgrading US credit, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/23/25

May 23, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Weight Watchers going belly up, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/16/25

May 16, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/9/25

May 9, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today,5/2/25

May 2, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry on Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/25

April 25, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/18/25

April 18, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about what Apple lost on the stock market, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]

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Ripping the Headlines 4/11/25

April 11, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/4/25

April 4, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]

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