This girl kneels down in the confessional and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turns, takes a good look at the girl and says, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”
