Unicorn Bites 8/21/14
Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee. Coworker: But you never drink coffee. Me: Exactly. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2014 Me: Why don’t you send me birthday cards? Mom: Same reason […]
Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee. Coworker: But you never drink coffee. Me: Exactly. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2014 Me: Why don’t you send me birthday cards? Mom: Same reason […]
I spent two minutes waving my arms at a motion-activated light before I realized the switch was off. Expect great things from me today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 31, 2014 No, I won’t tell […]