The Place to Take a Humor Break
My brain has never fully understood the concept of understanding. Rather than explain all the things that I don’t understand, it’s probably easier to explain what I do understand; I understand the politics of the […]
I’ve managed to get myself a paid gig, writing an article for one of the most recognized websites on the planet. Don’t worry, I’m not using my own name and you won’t be forced to […]
Thirsty Dave read the note and his whole world disappeared before his blood-shot eyes. Ever since it was biologically possible, his sole ambition in life was to become a sperm donor. Each night and sometimes […]
The homeless man had no home. Because of this, a chain of events were put in motion that could only have one outcome. At a particular, precise moment; Thirsty Dave wasn’t to know that he […]
She was a typical teenager and worried about typical teenager things like the 1877 Satsuma Rebellion, Multiple Hereditary Exostoses and the rotor of a three-phase alternator. She often pondered the big questions and sometimes the […]
She was a teenage pop star; all young and massively confused. She heard about Fight Club and the 1st rule of Fight Club. Because of the 1st rule of Fight Club, she never talked about […]
Being drunk is as much a national past-time as it is an Olympic event but aside from procreation, who here among us can claim to do have done anything productive while drunk? This is something […]
(Hey look! I can write “flash fiction!”) Checking her emails wasn’t usually a cause of agony for Polly Pastoretti, but tonight was different. “Damn it!” She shook her head, let it fall on her chest […]
Have you ever faced failure? Have you ever fallen off the bike and got back in the saddle, only to run into a brick wall made of bricks and desolation? Have you ever stared down […]
If you were to foolishly ask me to tell you what the future holds, I would gladly tell you what the future holds and I would pull no punches for I am a lot of […]