If anyone is looking for me, you haven’t seen me.
This is going to really annoy a lot of people but that’s never bothered me before and I can’t really see it changing in the nearest of futures. Right now, there are many a marketing […]
Tag: humour
The difference between a duck and a goose
I like to think of myself as a minor celebrity. I know I’m not in the same league as a postman, milkman or a Kardashian but in my own head, I’m pretty influential in the […]
Miss Computer Manners Speaks Up
1. Listen to your computer-loving, techie-type friends when they give you advice about things you should do with your computer. If you ignore them, and you get into problems, this is the person you should […]
What goes on in the back of Thirsty Dave’s head?
We went to see Scurvy Jane’s new band, ‘The depressed and distressed Danish damsels in distress’. They play a kind of Ukrainian Gospel/Death Metal with elements of well-meaning social commentary on the voting rights of […]
Wandering Willy Wilkinson
Wandering Willy Wilkinson is a thoughtful man who has never been accused of being interesting. A man who has been accused of being boring, more times than that Euro has been accused of being weak, […]
Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer
Have you ever had to practically petrify your tongue to keep from giving a witty, biting, snarky answer when someone asks a dumb question? Well, here is a small depository of retorts. Be careful how […]
The strange disappearance of the beer, Thirsty Dave and the picture of the beer.
One moment I had a beer and the next moment I hadn’t a beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave, followed by the swift disappearance of […]
So here is a Nokia phone
The procedure was followed correctly. Little Dill Y asked Little Scurvy Janet’s dad, for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Mr Scurvy Janet went into deliberation mode and deliberated. Little Dill Y paced the room in […]
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Being mediocre is not something that just happens. It’s something you strive for and with a lack of application, determination and ambition, is very much attainable. I wasn’t taught the facts of life at a […]
First one to disconnect likes Justin Bieber
You learn from your mistakes and that’s why we always encourage Little Dill Y to talk to strangers. That way, he can tell strangers, their mistakes and they can learn from them. Everything was as […]