The Place to Take a Humor Break
Persuading Jill Y to go out on a date with me wasn’t easy. I hit her with my best chat-up lines about shepherds, Lego and even poetry about the thoughts of a professional golfer in […]
I don’t know why I don’t like penguins but I know, I don’t like them. Our fish died and I didn’t know how to tell my girlfriend. It’s times like these, you learn to get […]
We want our imaginary kids to grow up to be well adjusted mockers so we like to put on Sesame Street. Having said that, there’s only so much puppet watching you can watch so we […]
Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but […]
Psst… I’ll deny telling you this unless Jill Y is in good humor. If she’s in bad humor, I wasn’t even here today. Anyway, our imaginary daughter really takes after her mother and by mother, […]
It’s not easy being the black cat of the family. Jill Y wanted a mouse, Scurvy Jane wanted a fish and Thirsty Dave wanted milk but only if there was alcohol in it. I, being […]
Until yesterday I didn’t even know what cufflinks were. Truth be known, until yesterday, I didn’t even know what a shirt was. When Jill Y explained what cufflinks were and that she was getting me […]