When we want the cold, hard facts, we just look in the fridge.
To get a break from me, Jill Y will sometimes get a bottle of wine and head over to Scurvy Jane’s place. I might go out with Thirsty Dave or hang with Sugartastic Daddy John. […]
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The Wise, Worldly Words of Sugartastic Daddy John.
When I first set eyes on Jill Y, I knew she was the one for me and when she didn’t take out a restraining order against me, it just proved how different she was to […]
When your comfort zone is so far away that it’s in a different time-zone.
Most people are good at something. I’m good at realizing that I’m not good at anything at all. Jill Y is gifted at Science. If you ever wondered what it’s like to take a good […]
These days, it’s a dog’s life and still they complain.
Jill Y’s dog was all up in our business, complaining about the lack of canine Bitcoin, canine micro-blogging sites and canine recreational facilities. When I was a pup, I used to fetch the paper five […]
How to take years off yourself in minutes.
Jill Y likes me with beard and I like me with beard. Apart from each other, our imaginary kids and The Society for the Prevention of Awkward Mullets, we don’t really listen to anybody else so […]
Nothing Short of A Mystery.
I can’t piece this together at all, at all. Present in the house was Puddles and I. Puddles is Jill Y’s dog. I had the money to buy Jill Y’s shoes. Puddles disappeared. The money […]
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Jill Y couldn’t find the iPad and asked if I knew where it was. I told her I definitely knew something about it alright. I told her that it was eaten by a car and […]
One Less Plate
It’s well documented that I don’t know too much about anything but I’m happy and that’s all that really matters. That just makes it hard to understand why Jill Y insists on setting me riddles […]