Tag: Jill Y
Currently seeking a female companion who enjoys the outdoors and understands DNA replication.
Jill Y and I may not have the perfect relationship but we don’t detest each other and that’s a first for both of us. I thought her how to fart the theme tune to The […]
Just as well she has another brother.
Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on […]
Very Specific Clientele.
For the sake of anonymity, we’ll say that I have a weak bladder and Jill Y definitely doesn’t. So now that that’s out-of-the-way, I’ll just mention twice more that I have a weak bladder and […]
Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit.
Thank you Craigslist. I need someone to cover for me. Bill Y is going to get himself a cape. Me, a gentlewoman: Of good birth and in the bloom of youth; Possessed of vast estates […]
All in good time.
Jill Y and I were at a parent/teacher meeting with our imaginary son. Nobody knows exactly how or exactly why Jill Y breaks every clock that she comes into contact with but break them she […]
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him take a bath.
Trust is earned and over the years, Jill Y has earned my trust. I trust her opinions, decisions and her opinionated decisions on cooking. Having said that, I’ve never left her alone with the ponies […]