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Bad Librarian!

October 29, 2015October 29, 2015 Roz Warren

I work at the circulation desk of my local public library. I recently handed a patron’s library card back to her after scanning it, but I lost my grip and basically ended up throwing at […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylelibrarians, library, library life, library problems, pet peeves

Confessions of a Cursing Librarian

August 10, 2015August 10, 2015 Roz Warren

I recently strained a tendon in my foot, which made walking extremely painful. My podiatrist suggested a cortisone shot. “This will hurt,“ he warned, as he angled a gigantic needle toward my foot, “but I […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifecursing, cursing librarians, librarian, librarians, podiatry, profanity, swear words, swearing

Is That A Banana In the Book Drop… Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

June 3, 2015June 3, 2015 Roz Warren

Life holds plenty of surprises, especially when you work at a public library. Last week, for instance, we found a banana in the book drop. Naturally, I logged onto my favorite librarian Facebook group to […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifebanana, book drop, librarians, library, library humor, library life Our Bodies, Our Shelves

Librarians! What Are We Hiding?

January 23, 2015November 17, 2017 Roz Warren

I’ve worked behind the circulation desk of my local public library for 19 years and I love my job. But that job has gone through plenty of changes. So who exactly are we? And how […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeGoogle search, librarians, library humor, library work

Freeze! It’s the Library Police!

June 1, 2014 Roz Warren

A Texas man was recently arrested for failing to return a GED study guide to his local public library. He’d kept it out for three years. This is the kind of news story that brings […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifelibrarians, library, library fines, overdue books, Texas

The Librarian and the Porn Star

May 26, 2014 Roz Warren

“I partied with a porn star that might have been from websites similar to full tube last Saturday,” my co-worker Cat confided during a lull at the circulation desk in the suburban library where we […]

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21 CommentsEveryday LifeColby Keller, Erotica, librarians

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