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SPARKS BRIEF: Happy Rebirth Day!

August 11, 2023May 9, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

San Francisco, CA – Each year everyone receives the same platitude— “Happy Birthday!” As with all humans on the planet, we’ve taken a trip through the birth canal. We’re yanked into a harsh world feeling […]

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Cartoon: The Nerd Vs The Turd

July 12, 2023July 12, 2023 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 

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Cartoon: And, So I Announce My Run For President

May 26, 2023 Paul Lander

Written By: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Guess they cut back on Blue Birds, too

April 12, 2023 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 

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Haiku — Blue Twitter Checks For Sale: Let That Sink In

November 5, 2022 Paul Lander

    Musk: ‘Blue checks for sale’ To be fair, dude does gotta  Lotta kids to feed!

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/22

June 24, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for.  And, as in the case with anything […]

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Comments On The Blues Of The News

March 18, 2022 rfreed

Comments On The Blues Of The News Dwayne Johnson challenges the Cookie Monster saying he will “kick a** and eat cookies” and “I’m almost out of cookies.”To which the Cookie Monster rebutted:  “Me no longer […]

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