Computer Totin’ Granny
Well, I can’t be a granny because I’m childless, but you get the idea. At my age, I should not be a computer nut. I should be mailing handwritten invitations instead of going on Facebook […]
Tag: old people
Getting Old is Not For Wimps
Take it from an over 60. Getting old is not for cowards. In fact, anyone who lives past the age of 65 should be given the title of hero. Why, you ask? Have you ever […]
Setting Straight Some Stupid Ideas About Seniors
Everyone over 60 should retire so their jobs can go to younger people. Okay, listen up. This only applies to people who want to retire. In other words, those who hate the soul-sucking torture they’ve […]
The Absolutely, Positively Not Boring Woman
I just turned sixty-eight years old. Ailments are a major subject of conversation for people my age, because they are the most exciting things that happen to most of us. This can get dull after […]
The Hoveround Murder Plot?
I just saw a Hoveround commercial that shows two elderly people sitting in their scooters which are perched dangerously close to the edge of what looks like the Grand Canyon. While their mouths are gleefully […]
Old People and Birthdays
To a child, a birthday is second only to Christmas as The Greatest Day of the Year. A birthday means a party, balloons, presents, and being the center of attention. It also means being one […]
Fashion Tips for the Age-Enhanced
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]