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“Everybody has barriers to overcome, some more than others. I don’t want to act like I’m all that unique. America’s full of stories like mine. This is a special country with enormous opportunity for those who don’t quit.” – Mitch McConnell…

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Scooter & Skipper in Nietzsche Land

“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.” – Jessica Brody…

Trump and the Stock Market Truth

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump boast about the stock market: ‘That doesn’t just happen!’ Obama: You’re welcome.

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If Trump Wrote the Poem on the Statue of Liberty

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Paul Lander

Give me your tired, your poor, Your super hot Eastern European models yearning to be trophy wives…

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Probing the Truth

July 21, 2017July 21, 2017 Paul Lander

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They Younger Birthday Danger

July 4, 2017July 4, 2017 Paul Lander

Canada turned 150, the U.S turned 241. Look out Canada, if Trump finds out, you know he’ll leave the U.S for a younger country.

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Everything is Better with a New Name

June 28, 2017June 28, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump Tower in Toronto to be renamed something more appealing in bid to save business. Apparently, Charles Manson Manor isn’t taken.

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Tweet Wisdom – Paul Lander

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander

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Kellyanne Conway Words of Wisdom

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander

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The Slide Downward…

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander

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Battle of the Nerds

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander

The Weather Channel is trolling Trump after his Paris Accord decision That’s like being beat up by members of the chess club

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Soaring High

April 25, 2017April 25, 2017 Paul Lander

US astronaut Peggy Whitson breaks American spaceflight record. The only other American higher longer is Willie Nelson.

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