Skip to content
12 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/26
Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep
Your Food Freshness Safety Advisor
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Paul Lander
  • Page 3

Tag: Paul Lander

Trump and the Stock Market Truth

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump boast about the stock market: ‘That doesn’t just happen!’ Obama: You’re welcome.

Share this Post:
2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Obama, Paul Lander, politics, stock market, Trump

If Trump Wrote the Poem on the Statue of Liberty

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Paul Lander

Give me your tired, your poor, Your super hot Eastern European models yearning to be trophy wives…

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The DayEastern European Models, funny, Give me your tired, humor, humoroutcasts, Paul Lander, politics, Poor, Statue of Liberty, Trump

Probing the Truth

July 21, 2017July 21, 2017 Paul Lander
Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycomedy, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, Paul Lander, politics, probe, Trump

They Younger Birthday Danger

July 4, 2017July 4, 2017 Paul Lander

Canada turned 150, the U.S turned 241. Look out Canada, if Trump finds out, you know he’ll leave the U.S for a younger country.

Share this Post:
2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybirthdays, canada, comedy, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, Paul Lander, Trump, united states, younger country

Everything is Better with a New Name

June 28, 2017June 28, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump Tower in Toronto to be renamed something more appealing in bid to save business. Apparently, Charles Manson Manor isn’t taken.

Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycanada, Charles Manson, comedy, funny, humor, Paul Lander, Toronto, Trump Tower

Tweet Wisdom – Paul Lander

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander
Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayChina, GOP, Healthcare bill, humor, humoroutcasts, Ivanka Trump, Paul Lander, politics, satire

Kellyanne Conway Words of Wisdom

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander
Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The DayGOP, healthcare, humor, humoroutcasts, Kellyanne Conway, medicaid, Paul Lander, politics, stupid

The Slide Downward…

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander
Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayapproval ratings, election day, humor, humoroutcasts, Paul Lander, politics, President, sinking approval ratings, Trump, vote

Battle of the Nerds

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander

The  Weather Channel is trolling Trump after his Paris Accord decision That’s like being beat up by members of the chess club

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayclimate Chess Club, humor, Paris Accord, Paul Lander, politics, Trump, Weather Channel

Soaring High

April 25, 2017April 25, 2017 Paul Lander

US astronaut Peggy Whitson breaks American spaceflight record. The only other American higher longer is Willie Nelson.  

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycomedy, humor, humoroutcasts, Paul Lander, Peggy Whitson, Willie Nelson

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 4 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Y "The Legendar… on That awkward moment when they…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “The capacity to be either hap…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “To sleep, perchance to…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on The stationary hands of a brok…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Soon…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Trump Derangement Syndrome…
Bill Spencer on That awkward moment when they…
Bill Spencer on “The capacity to be either hap…
Bill Spencer on “To sleep, perchance to…
Bill Spencer on The stationary hands of a brok…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep

Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …

Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup

Top Posts & Pages

  • Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep
    Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep
  • That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
    That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
  • Judge Defends Installation of FanDuel Self-Service Kiosks in Texas Tech Varsity Football Lockers
    Judge Defends Installation of FanDuel Self-Service Kiosks in Texas Tech Varsity Football Lockers
  • “The capacity to be either happy or unhappy is determined by the manner in which you react to whatever happens.” -  Norman Vincent Peale…
    “The capacity to be either happy or unhappy is determined by the manner in which you react to whatever happens.” - Norman Vincent Peale…
  • My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
    My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
  • "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
    "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
    Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
  • Music to Our Ears
    Music to Our Ears
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes