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Breaking up with an English Teacher

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017 Tim Jones

[The following text exchange took place between a female business executive named Roxanne and her boyfriend of four years, Virgil, a high school English teacher.]  Roxanne: Dear Virgil, I gotta tell you something and it’s […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Relationshipsbreakup, communication, English grammar, love, relationships

Day at the Museum

May 9, 2017May 12, 2017 Tim Jones

As a good husband, I try to feign interest in my wife’s favorite passions. It’s easy when we’re talking kittens or kayaking. But the next time my wife asks, “Honey, how would you like to […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylemuseum, natural history, recreation, relationships

My Confession to My Readers

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017 Tim Jones

Lately, I’ve been carrying a heavy burden that I need to get off my chest. There are many things I feel guilty about, and I just have to come clean about them. In the spirit […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsconfession, marriage, relationships, sinning

Just because they’re your Valentine doesn’t mean you should marry them!

February 13, 2017 Dorothy Rosby

This Valentine’s Day, many couples will ignore the statistics, the advice of others, and their own better judgment, and become engaged. More power to them. They may even stay married if they remember one  thing. […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipshumor, marriage, relationships, valentine, valentines

13 Tips to keep your relationship shallow

February 13, 2017February 13, 2017 Molly Stevens

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. My husband and I have had a great run the past 25 years, and a lot of people ask us how we’ve been able to keep things […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean Funfoundation, love, marriage, Molly Stevens, relationships, Shallow Reflections, valentines day

Signs My Daughter Loves Me

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Tim Jones

If you’re a parent like me – or even if you’re a parent who’s not like me – at some point you’ve probably asked yourself, “Why on earth did I ever have kids?” In my […]

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2 CommentsRelationshipsfamily, parenting, relationships, teenagers

My Fifty First Dates

December 5, 2016December 5, 2016 Tim Jones

When I look back at my youth, I sometimes cringe about all those first dates and how awkward I was. A lot of men worry about making a bad first impression, fearing they might do […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdating, dating mistakes, first dates, relationships

A Night at the Opera

November 15, 2016November 15, 2016 Tim Jones

My wife always complains we don’t do enough things to expand our cultural awareness. Somehow she does not consider The Big Bang Theory enough of an expansion – I keep telling her she’d learn some […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleculture, entertainment, opera, relationships

Researchers unlock the key to a happy marriage: Husbands, let your wives do the housework!

October 9, 2016October 9, 2016 Tim Jones

Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ll believe a study which concluded that marriages where the women do all the housework while the men retreat to the parlor to smoke cigars, read the newspaper and discuss […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipshousework, husbands, marriage, relationships, wives

Talking Dirty After Thirty

July 13, 2016 Michelle Nugent

Dating in your twenties is all about the excitement. Or about how good of a story you can get out of it. But by thirty, you really just want to be with someone who gets […]

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5 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsnerd love, relationship goals, relationships, talking dirty

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