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A Hamster, By Any Other Name, Is Still a Rat

September 9, 2021September 6, 2021 Mark R Hunter

Let’s get this out of the way right now: Hamsters are rodents. Mice are rodents. And yet one elicits an “Aw … cute …”, while the other delivers “Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!” I don’t get that. It’s true […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleanimals, family, hamster, hamsters, mice, pet, pet stores, pets, rodents

Night of the Wild Ones

June 1, 2016 Mary Farr

I’ve been gardening a lot this spring. In fact, Memorial Day marked my planting finale and official launch of hand-to-hand combat with local squirrels. This is not a new development. For years, I’ve planted begonias […]

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6 CommentsFictionconga dance, Kentucky Bourbon, pileated woodpeckers, rodents, squirrels, wildlife

The Trouble With Rats (Part 1)

March 15, 2013 Richard Spall

My wife alerted me to the fact that there was scratching and clawing going on in our ceiling. And she said there’s small amounts of crap being laid down in the attic on the rubbermaid […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeattic, filthy bastards, flashing, pest control, rats, rodents, scratching, squirrels, traps

October is Squirrel Awareness Month

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

October is officially Squirrel Awareness Month. In honor of the agile animals, dogs everywhere will abstain from chasing the rodents and instead, they will wear  gray and brown ribbons on their collars to show their respect […]

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11 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycars, crossing the street, dogs, humor, rodents, Squirrel Awareness Month, squirrels

Back to College Pet Peeves

August 10, 2012August 10, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

As college students pack up for the campus return, parents are advised to keep a watchful eye on what’s being tossed into the duffle bag. That’s right, you might think your biggest parenting hurdle is convincing […]

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2 CommentsFictionback to school, college, College Bound and Gagged, college-bound, Dr. Nancy Berk, humoroutcasts, pets, rodents, university, xbox

A Giant Rat Grows in Brooklyn

August 28, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

For years, there were rumors that a strange creature haunted an apartment complex in the Bedford Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn. Residents saw a shadowy, large creature scurrying about. At times, they would just hear loud, […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebig foot, Geico, humor, lizards, pets, rats, reptiles, rodents

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