Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/18/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about what Apple lost on the stock market, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]
Tag: Siri
What can I help you with?
On October 14, 2011, I made a mistake. I tell you this, only in the hope that it might prevent others from doing the same. I’m cool like that. On October 14, 2011, I asked […]
Undercover Cell Phones: The New Police Weapon?
A drug dealer in Tennessee is behind bars because of a confession he voluntarily made to the police—well, sort of voluntarily. This is his tale of woe. The alleged criminal was driving merrily in his […]
Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.
Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]
Siri’s Programmers Had a Cuervo Party
Siri’s nerdy, smug programmers are boring, and they’re hurting sales. So Apple’s mischievous Marketing Dept. sneaked Cuervo into the programmers’ water cooler. Now, Siri can’t be tamed. Average Joe to Siri: “Is ‘neurode’ a real word?” Siri: […]