My Daughter Is an Extortionist!
“Mom, do you think the $18,000 price for the car is with or without the bud?” “Bud? Who’s Bud?” “Not WHO, Mom, WHAT. Bud…weed, grass, mary jane—“ “I get it! I’m just trying to figure […]
Tag: teenagers
The Whoopty-Do About Whoopty-Do
“Yo Moms! Can you and Pops vamp so me and Snookie-Wookums can bump fuzzies in my bedroom?” I just can’t fathom one of the crumb snatchers asking me that question, but I learned that parents allowing their […]
The Teenage Boy’s Dream Date?
It’s Prom season–the season of young love and romance and the season when teenage boys and girls go on the hunt for their dream date who will put that special punctuation on their high school […]
The Sins of the Girl Scouts
I recently learned about two teenage sisters who had broken away from a Satanic cult and have since been working feverishly for its overthrow. This group is called the Girl Scouts. Yes, they of the […]