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Day: January 3, 2012

Please stop using this phrase. ‘Kthx.’

January 3, 2012January 3, 2012 Megan McLachlan

Several weeks ago, I was pulling my car (parallel park-style, natch!) in front of my apartment complex. When I got out of the car, I noticed that on the ground there was a note that […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponangry notes, kthx, mean neighbors, passive aggressive notes, passive aggressive people, random thought

Being Catholic is Good for the Brain

January 3, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

They say that the more you exercise the memory functions of your brain the better it works.  This is otherwise known as “Use It or Lose It.”  If this is true, it is a good […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcatholic, english translation catholic mass, english translation of catholic mass, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, new english translation of mass, religion

Who do Celebrities Support?

January 3, 2012January 3, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Kelly Clarkson says she supports Ron Paul. Whatever. When it comes to American politics, I don’t give my view til I hear from Ryan Cabrera

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycelebrities, elections, humor, Kelly Clarkson, Ron Paul, Ryan Cabrera

On My Way to Obie City

January 3, 2012 Theresa Wiza

I must relate up front that I never wanted to visit this city, but was rather forced into it by my co-workers, none of whom had ever visited the forbidden city. In all honesty, they […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Lifeeating, food humor, humor, obesity

A Heartwarming Mother and Child Reunion

January 3, 2012January 3, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

  A 94 year-old woman is reunited with the 77 year-old daughter she gave up for adoption. They celebrate by shopping at Justice where the daughter demands several pairs of trashy, overpriced jeans and purple, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Relationshipsadoption, daughter, fashion, mother

Thirsty Dave and the pain of separation

January 3, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Yesterday, like most days, was not a great day for Thirsty Dave for yesterday was the day he became single again. You couldn’t really call it a long relationship as it only lasted two weeks […]

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