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Day: January 10, 2012

The Anti-Gay White Pope

January 10, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

The Pope feels that gay marriage threatens “the future of humanity.” Gays retaliate by refusing to design any more gold lame maxi dresses.   Pope Benedict XVI DSC00178 © by Beyond Forgetting

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Jim Tebow

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Jesus: Our poll numbers are not looking good. People all over the world are gradually giving up on us. God: That’s ridiculous! After all we’ve done for them? Sure, I like to fuck shit up […]

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The Exploding Microwaveable Potato

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was nuking a microwave-ready sweet potato in, of course, the microwave.  Microwave-ready means that it’s wrapped in plastic and bears a label that says microwave ready.  I don’t think it’s any different than regular […]

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Beyonce’s Blue Ivy

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Stephanie Queen

In the tradition of Hollywood, Beyonce and her husband, Jay-Z, have given their first born an unusual name, Blue Ivy. I guess this baby’s name opens up a score of possibilities that will allow the […]

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A Microsoft Plane?

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Microsoft announced plans to build the world’s biggest plane. That’s JUST what we need, from a company whose product always crashes

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Us and Them

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

It was fun for a while to be known as the off the wall family who have more time for Paris Hilton than Bon Jovi but every now and sometimes, I think they might be […]

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