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Hair Raising Nuclear Test

April 17, 2017
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Hair Raising Nuclear Test

  Kim Jong-un, in defiance of Trump’s military thumps, conducted yet another nuclear test. The test was designed to see how KJun’s carefully structured hair would withstand a nuclear blast of one megaton. This produces…

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Deep cleaning: is that even a thing?

April 17, 2017
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Our son, James, has shown some disturbing qualities, and I blame my husband, Patrick, who has been his stepfather since 1991. Let me explain. The other day we were talking with James, and he mentioned…

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For One Marathon Runner, Race is Not Always to the Swift

April 17, 2017
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HOPKINTON, Mass.  The rows of portable toilets that line the streets of this bucolic suburb on the morning of the Boston Marathon see heavy duty just before the starter’s gun goes off as runners nervously…

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Stone Cold Truth…

Imaginary Son: Dad, what’s a lie? Imaginary Dad: Well son, if I told you that our cat doesn’t look like Emma Stone, that would be a lie…

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The Cuban Hamburger and Porsche

April 16, 2017
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Cuban Entree CUBAN HAMBURGER (Frita Cubana) INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tablespoons olive oil ¾ teaspoon cumin ½ tablespoon Spanish paprika or paprika ¼ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons ketchup ¼…

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The Love Affair of Adam and Eve

April 16, 2017
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We too often miss an essential fact about the biblical first couple: They’re in love. The Wall Street Journal It seems like only yesterday the whole freaking world revolved around me.  Then God had to…

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Anise Bread and the Lost Pyramid of Burundi

April 15, 2017
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Burundian Appetizer ANISE BREAD INGREDIENTS 2¼ teaspoons yeast ½ teaspoon sugar (5 teaspoons more later) ¾ cup warm water 1 cup flour (2½ cups more later) 7 teaspoons anise seed 1 teaspoon salt 5 teaspoons…

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National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

April 15, 2017
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The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas. The first to go was New Jersey,…

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Some Bunny Needs Faith

April 15, 2017
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Avant-Garde Director Has Some Green With Envy

April 15, 2017
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BOSTON.  Evan Zaremba is a cutting-edge director who is sought out by theatre companies around the world.  “He brings a very personal approach to everything he does, even the oldest warhorses,” says Donald Mayerson, a…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-14-17

April 14, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. PD asks: How do I get the cat to emulate a dog? He never meows…

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IRS Turns to Eunuchs for Tough Tax Cases

April 14, 2017
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HAZARD, Kentucky. Ray Bob Suggins, a career revenue officer for the Internal Revenue Service in this small town at the confluence of the Tennessee and Ohio Rivers, thought he had seen it all in his…

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Dispatchers Do It By Phone

April 13, 2017
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In 1991, after an unfortunate encounter with a teething baby, a Congressman from Delaware became the very first person to yell, “What’s the number for 911?” Okay, I was kidding about the baby: He just…

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The Dao of Flying

April 13, 2017
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  United Airlines is teaching their customers to live according to the ancient wisdom of the Dao. The Dao means “The Way”, in particular, the way out of your airplane seat, off the plane, and to…

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Ask Mr. Car Person

April 13, 2017
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Spring is here, which means driving fun time, unless your vehicle is a garbage truck or there’s a guy in the back seat with a gun who demands that you take him to an Eagles…

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I blame the parent…

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The Devil in New York

April 12, 2017
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According to an article in The Gothamist, a group of people plan to perform an exorcism of the AT&T Building in Tribeca, in the Borough of Manhattan, New York City. They believe that the NSA…

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Soup, Rock n Roll, and the Iranian Revolution

April 12, 2017
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Iranian Soup BEEF, HERB, AND YOGURT SOUP (Aashe Mast) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves 1 large onion ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon turmeric ½ pound ground beef ⅓ cup long grain rice 4½…

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Why do men put their hands down their pants & other random thoughts

April 12, 2017
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Who’d a thunk it? I’d been collecting random items for my next batch of blog soup and, when I pulled them out to write this post, it turns out they have one thing in common:…

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