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So it’s winter!

January 12, 2018
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Well it’s finally Winter (with a capital W) here in northeast Ohio again. Now I have to hear the constant complaint about how cold it is and “when is spring going to come?” and “have…

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FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP EARLY YEARS

January 12, 2018
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Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release…

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Do You Need an On-Line Dating “Wingwoman”?

January 12, 2018
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According to the US Census Bureau, most men who use online dating services are pathetic losers who exaggerate their personal net worth and physical attractiveness and couldn’t strike up a conversation with a woman in…

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Big shout out to this drunk dude who prevented Jill Y from catching the bouquet…

January 12, 2018
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A Moving Story

January 11, 2018
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A Moving Story

Not long ago an envelope appeared in our mailbox from a realtor. It was addressed by hand — really by hand, not “by hand” by machine. The writer identified herself as a local agent working…

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Who Killed the Muffin Man? (Flash Fiction)

January 11, 2018
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#WP You’re climbing into bed, trying not to wake up your sleeping spouse. Suddenly, your spouse sits up and says “I killed the muffin man,” and then falls back to sleep. – Jacquelyn Gilchrist –…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Nation Shocked at Latest Revelation

January 11, 2018
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Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was…

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Robot Fires Human

January 11, 2018
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Henrik Scharfe, a professor at Aalborg University, has created a robot in his image that was used to fire people in an experiment.                                                                CBSNews.com “What I have to say to you isn’t going to…

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Photo Copier Jagoffs at Work!

January 11, 2018
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We have had only a handful of “Work Jagoffs” posted here since we started.  My two favorites are, “The Secret Work Poop Shoes” and the “Free Hot Dog Lunch Hot Dog Hog.” Today’s post is…

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If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the…

January 11, 2018
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The Year of Perry Block

January 10, 2018
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This year – 2018 – will be The Year of Perry Block. That’s because this year will see the publishing of my very first book, the eponymously named – as is my blog – Perry Block, Nouveau Old…

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Everybody Jokes About The Weather, But Only the Desperate Move

January 10, 2018
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Somebody asked me the other day why I don’t write humor columns about the weather these days. It’s the same reason why I don’t make many political jokes: They’re just not funny anymore. I’ve endured…

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Our Philosophical Gang

January 10, 2018
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After hearing Paul Tillich mention Aristotle in a lecture, Delmore Schwartz went up to him and belligerently said “Listen, I’ve been studying Aristotle since I was a child–nobody can tell me anything about Aristotle.” Delmore…

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One man’s excitement is another man’s something else…

January 10, 2018
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It’s Official Now- The Internet Is More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

January 9, 2018
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The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of…

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Atlanta Brisket and Particle Accelerators

January 9, 2018
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American Entree ATLANTA BRISKET INGREDIENTS 3½ pounds beef brisket ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ cups ketchup or bottled chili sauce 1 packet instant onion soup mix…

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Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom – The Real Jobs Report

January 9, 2018
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HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets.

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The Bodice Ripper-Free School Zone Act

January 9, 2018
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A Massachusetts elementary school principal has been accused of promoting her steamy romance novel on school premises, and reassigning a teacher who complained to detention hall.                                                                                              The Boston Herald As I approached the forbidding…

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They sing because they can…

January 9, 2018
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Retire! Dance! Die! But First, Pass the Chocolate. Boomers According to Google.

January 8, 2018
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Born in 1954, I identify as a Baby Boomer. But what does that mean, really? Who exactly are we Boomers? And how does the world see us? I decided to perform a quick Google Search…

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Interview with Tim Jones and Jim Corbett, Authors of I am So Sick of White Guys: The Coloring Book Experience

January 8, 2018
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We are so proud of HO’s own Tim Jones and his co-author Jim Corbett and illustrator Steve Hartley for their funny, political coloring book  I am So Sick of White Guys that has found its…

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