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Year: 2011

When hip-hop versions of “Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer” Just Doesn’t Evoke the Holiday Mood

December 23, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

In the spirit of the holiday I thought I would keep things light.  Yesterday’s editorial in my local newspaper offers up the perfect commentary for this purpose.  It’s both humorous and somewhat nostalgic. ‘O, Little Town […]

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4 CommentsLifestyleclassic christmas music, Gene Autry's version of Rudolph, holiday music

Songs about guys and dolls

December 23, 2011 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Thirsty Dave is a well-intentioned drinker of drink but he’s as mean as a really mean person who doesn’t like spending any money at all. Scurvy Jane is a collector of knowledge, songs about guys […]

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3 CommentsFictionblow-up doll, Scurvy Jane, Thirsty Dave

A Mountain Out Of A Molehill

December 22, 2011 Simon Ellinas

I HAD THE most embarrassing experience once. You might think I am making a mountain out of a molehill, but, at the time I felt I was teetering on the edge of the Grand Canyon. […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Writersfriendship, funny, humor, humour, life, social etiquette

What to get your favorite Snooki fan – REVISED

December 22, 2011December 22, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Do you have a friend or family member who is a diehard Snooki fan? Do you really? Someone who relishes in everything Snooki – the way she looks, talks dresses etc? Are you really freaking […]

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2 CommentsFiction

Latin Lesson: Carpe Santorum

December 22, 2011December 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Seize the Gay.

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Rick Perry Should Pray More, Not Less

December 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“I pray a lot, because I’m prone to make a lot of mistakes.” – Rick Perry Just imagine how stupid he would seem without all of the prayers.

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A Visit to St. Rick

December 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Twas the night before Christmas, when in Rick Perry’s mansion, Rick dreamed thoughts of Christianity’s expansion, The campaign had been hard, and not without hitches, If only it weren’t for those nasty Gin-griches. The reports […]

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What a drag it is getting old…

December 22, 2011December 22, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

I just watched a cat fight scene in a swimming pool with Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis (“You Again”). If I were a  dude, I would want to rinse my eyes out with some […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionClint Eastwood, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver, You Again

WCIT?!

December 22, 2011December 22, 2011 Rick Snee

I don’t doubt Jesus, but sometimes I wonder about his motives. What if that whole “messiah” thing was just Jesus telling his step-dad to fuck off with his carpentry business? “Hey, Jesus, you wanna help […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycarpentry, Jesus, joseph, messiah, step-dad

Sometimes the truly cool is so obvious that you just don’t see it

December 22, 2011 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

We’ve searched the lands high and low in our quest to find the individual who is truly cool. Many have ventured forth and staked a claim and many were laughed at, quicker than a bank […]

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Fictioncool, Fonzie socks, Scurvy Jane, truly cool

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