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Year: 2011

You Can Smell Just Like Snooki

December 21, 2011December 21, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Snooki of the Jersey Shore has followed in the footsteps of other celebrities and launched her own fragrance.  While I am pretty sure chemists, and not the actress and author, actually came up with the […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Jersey shore, perfume, Snooki

An Executioner’s Christmas Wishlist

December 21, 2011 Rick Snee

One of the perks to the holiday season is spending time with your family watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story, with an occasional switch-over to It’s a Wonderful Life. This is a time-honored tradition […]

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3 CommentsPolitics, Technologychildren, cookie dough, european union, execution, lethal injection, neti pot, pentobarbital, sodium thiopental

A New Newt Gingrich?

December 21, 2011December 21, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich’s campaign advisers have urged the GOP candidate to NOT be so arrogant and narcissistic when dealing with voters, but I don’t see how he can make that big a change without switching parties.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayelections, humor, Newt Gingrich, the GOP, voters

The Stupid Guests of Jerry Springer

December 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I came home from shopping and made myself a quick lunch and turned on the TV to unwind. Lo and behold, one of our local channels was airing Jerry Springer.  I rarely watch this show, […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Movies & TVhumor, Jerry Springer, Justin Bieber, men, sex change, TV, women

Sanity Prayer

December 21, 2011December 21, 2011 Eric Hetvile

God, grant me the sanity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know that I should not be talking to myself.

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1 CommentFictionGod, humor, Praying, sanity

The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate

December 21, 2011 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Someday we might care what somebody thinks but not today. Today we have no time to care what you or anybody thinks for today we have to push your buttons. Straight from the pages of […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, RelationshipsDebate, Pro-choice, Pro-life, Scurvy Jane, Thirsty Dave

Pat Robertson and the Saturday Night Live Jesus Skit

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Pat Robertson Called an SNL skit that included actors playing Jesus and Tim Tebow disgusting.  Well, if anyone knows what disgusting is, it’s Pat Robertson , you know the man who proclaimed  it’s okay for […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayJesus, pat robertson, politicians, Saturday Night Live, Tim Tebow

Rick Perry, Like the Honey Badger, Don’t Care!

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Rick Perry is simply just waiting for some real information about climate change, evolution, and “those funny spirally light bulbs”. “Bring me the evidence, and once we do that, you show it to me, and […]

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Politicsenvironment, global warming, humor, proof, Rick Perry, science

Chaz Bono’s Back on the Market

December 20, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

Chaz Bono dumps his fiancee who stood by him through all the trials and tribulations of his gender changing. Congratulations, Chaz. Now you are truly a man.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, RelationshipsChaz Bono, dumps, fiancee, gender change

The True Meaning of Christmas

December 20, 2011 Joseph Boxer
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