Stuck in a Time Warp
Republican New York State Senator Marty Golden, sent out a promotional flyer inviting women to Refresh Business Etiquette and Social Protocol Skills at a “Polish Professional” workshop which was to be held in his Brooklyn […]
Month: July 2012
Can you tell me how to get, how to get as far away as possible from Sesame Street?
They said it would never happen and I said it would never happen and Jill Y said it would never happen and then it happened. “There’s no way you and Jill Y are ever going […]
WHATEVER BOCA WANTS…
EMAIL TO MY PUBLICIST: We will be having Bruce Ferber, author of Elevating Overman, speak at our synagogue through the Jewish Book Council. Please email me a bio and a high resolution black and white […]
Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson
Scurvy Jane’s 54th best friend, Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson, is an interesting but not too bright, stupid person with as much common sense as a bottle of ketchup that somehow got it into its head, […]
A Drive-Through Is for Simple Things
The title says it all. A drive-through is designed for simple tasks, a quick pull up, do what you got to do, and be on your way type of moment. Otherwise, get your lazy ass […]
Adam Sandler is simply remarkable
Sugartastic Daddy John has only gone and landed himself a dream job. He’s paid to watch films and then collect film critics quotes about the film and then put the quote on the back of […]