Year: 2020
The Day After Christmas for a Teen Girl Lifeguard
Hi Amanda, I can’t meet you at the mall, I have to work today–ugh! So I’m lifeguarding at the Town Pool. I’m not SUPPOSED to be texting but I don’t care. They don’t pay me […]
President Pardons Satan, Says Action was “Long Overdue”
Surprising virtually no one, President Donald Trump issued a full pardon to Satan yesterday. “The Prince of Darkness should have been let out of Hell decades ago,” claimed the President. “He was framed for a […]
The Year the Meanest Man Stole Christmas
There is a little town not far from here, a very prosperous town, one that people aspire to live in. Couples scrimp and save to build up a down payment on a house there, knowing […]