Year: 2020

Hi Amanda, I can’t meet you at the mall, I have to work today–ugh!  So I’m lifeguarding at the Town Pool.  I’m not SUPPOSED to be texting but I don’t care.  They don’t pay me […]

Surprising virtually no one, President Donald Trump issued a full pardon to Satan yesterday.  “The Prince of Darkness should have been let out of Hell decades ago,” claimed the President.  “He was framed for a […]

There is a little town not far from here, a very prosperous town, one that people aspire to live in. Couples scrimp and save to build up a down payment on a house there, knowing […]