The carrot that looks more like Conan the Vegetarian than Conan the Vegetarian looks like Conan the Vegetarian…
Year: 2020
Me and Barney the Purple Dinosaur
The weekend is my time to give back to my community and my favorite institution within it–our local public library. I remember when I was young how much I loved Story Hour on Saturday morning. Kids […]
Your Dingbat Son-in-Law Advisor
Disappointed in your daughter’s choice of mate-for-life? Wondering if that lunk on the den couch will ever get a job to support her in the style to which she’s accustomed? Ask Your Dingbat Son-in-Law Advisor, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Among the Old School Nude Rappers
Rap record company Strange Music has a strict code of conduct that forbids employees from stripping naked during the workday unless their clothes “are actually on fire.” The Wall Street Journal I was sitting […]
Slackers Go For Gold at Pretty Special Olympics
HYANNIS, Mass. This town on Cape Cod is associated in many minds with the Kennedy family who summered here for many years, but locals say a new charity is trying to trade on the reputation […]
