What could they possibly mean?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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Chicken and Grease – this can only end one way.
There are windows of time when things can be done. Parking is for those who missed the Drive-Thru Window.
Make sense to me, but where do Canadian Geese park?
Canada geese park wherever they want and then honk for service.