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Author: Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer is author of the book Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh (Humor Outcasts Press 2020). His humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

Defining Moment

November 27, 2016 Bill Spencer

Zombie Apocalypse: n. End-time rapid proliferation of menacing creatures who, while looking human, can’t be reasoned with and who, having no brains themselves, seek to eat the brains of the “elite” who do have them—so that […]

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Transition

November 26, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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America, You Elected Donald Trump.

November 25, 2016 Bill Spencer

Bully, for you.

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LET US PRAY

November 23, 2016 Bill Spencer

As much as I hate to admit it, Evangelicals got one thing right about the recent election. Their candidate has restored a certain religiosity to this country. I know I am reaching out to the Lord more […]

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Trump Grabs America’s Presidency

November 22, 2016 Bill Spencer

And we let him do it. Because he’s a star. At least now we know we’re a 10.

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Great American Settlers

November 21, 2016 Bill Spencer

Captain John Smith settled Jamestown, Virginia in 1607. Benjamin Franklin settled in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1723. Donald J. Trump settled a $25 million fraud lawsuit against him in 2016.

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**MISSING**

November 16, 2016 Bill Spencer

I lost my sense of humor about a week ago. If you find it, please email me: billspencer@weelectedafuckingyahoo.

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More Anecdotes Not Taken

October 6, 2016 Bill Spencer

According to their website, Reader’s Digest receives a quarter of a million humor submissions each year but prints only about one out of a thousand. Below are items I submitted that were among the 999. […]

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An Alarming Trend

September 29, 2016 Bill Spencer

I don’t own a cell phone. Seriously. No GPS either. No apps. I don’t own an iAnything. The speed of technological change intimidates me, and the prospect of becoming an addicted screen zombie scares the […]

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Group Foot Massage

September 21, 2016September 22, 2016 Bill Spencer

Just so you know, I’ve never been into outrageously kinky public anything with anybody (other than my wife, of course). But when several women at the writers’ conference I was attending began soliciting participation in […]

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