Author: Bill Spencer
The OLD Neighborhood
I’ve been to paradise. And it was hell. My wife’s parents for a time lived in a carefully designed Tennessee retirement community that I’ll call Ideal Meadow Cove, and at the start of my first […]
Who’s the Silly Goose Now?
I used to live near a city park pond where several domestic geese resided. A wide paved walking path skirted the back of the pond, and at any season other than early spring, my wife, […]
My Wife Is an Alien
(This piece previously appeared in Funny Times.) My wife, Carolyn, is the best wife in the universe. I say “in the universe” deliberately because, you see, Carolyn is not originally from this planet. Now I […]
Mother’s Garage
Lots of people have two-car garages. My mother had a two-couch garage: two couches, a gigantic conference table, three bookcases with books, three living room chairs, a rocking chair, a coffee table, a desk, a […]