Currently seeking a female companion who enjoys the outdoors and understands DNA replication.

Jill Y and I may not have the perfect relationship but we don’t detest each other and that’s a first for both of us. I thought her how to fart the theme tune to The […]

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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

For the record David, I think this is nuts but I had a look at the eBay T&C’s for Prohibited and Restricted Items and found this: We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any […]

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Just as well she has another brother.

Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on […]

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I’m not gonna lie…

I’d be lying if I didn’t say this happened to me 377 times this year and once last year:

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You’ll probably never be asked this but just in case…

This is for those who didn’t know the answer. You’re welcome.

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Giraffes – Myth or Reality?

We love Scurvy Jane as if she were our own skin-diseased, flesh and blood. We’re very protective of her and that’s why we looked far and furtherer to find her a suitable date. In the […]

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