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Author: PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

The new Bondi movie?

October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 PFHardie

Bondi Pam Bondi Q: Careful, Bondi. The ring is an immigrant detector

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Superman’s surcharge

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025 PFHardie

  Donald Trump just announced that the tariffs on steel will have to apply to the man of steel. Because it’s not all American steel. No exceptions. Superman is not happy! He will now have […]

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Father’s Day – count me in

May 2, 2024 PFHardie

Funny I used to think Father’s Day gifts were a waste of time and money  

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Reading between the lines

March 14, 2024March 14, 2024 PFHardie

  I read somewhere that the best writers require you to read between the lines to get the deep meaning of their prose. I think it was Hemingway who said this, although I might be […]

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The road less travelled, because it isn’t built.

February 15, 2024February 16, 2024 PFHardie

Look mom, no roads   The Liberal party of Canada has a new “plan” for Canada. We gathered a random group of Canadian toddlers, future voters, to ask what they think of the Liberal’s new […]

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The year of living expensively

January 11, 2024 PFHardie

This is a rare picture of the Toronto homeowner, eager to answer the clarion tax call of City Hall.  

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How was your Christmas?

January 5, 2024January 5, 2024 PFHardie

I hope ya’ll had a good Christmas. I sure hope Justin Trudeau did. He definitely put in a good effort. For my American friends, that’s the timbit leader of the country north of you. It’s […]

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Doggie Heaven

November 17, 2023 PFHardie

  Why do dog medications come in bottles with safety lids? Will your dog get into them? Is the rate of dog suicide by overdose exploding? They’re not meant for me. I don’t eat poop, […]

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Home, Sweet Ford

September 20, 2023 PFHardie

After careful consultation with himself, and a teenie bribe, Doug Ford has approved the construction of housing on his forehead.  

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Going Down in the Anals of Great Leadership

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023 PFHardie

Since my plane won’t work, maybe I should just move to India. I love the costumes. That flight had really crappy food. Should I go back to the beard? I hope Sophie doesn’t get the […]

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