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Author: Richard Spall

Rookie Vatican Fireman Causes $2 Million In Damages Dousing Sistine Chapel Smoke

March 12, 2013March 12, 2013 Richard Spall

A rookie Vatican firefighter, Giuseppe Vanotti, caused $2 million in damages to the Sistine Chapel earlier today when he mistook the black smoke billowing from the historic church during the papal conclave to be an […]

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3 CommentsFiction

God Chooses New Pope In Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever

March 11, 2013 Richard Spall

Word has leaked that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating he selected the Victor, whom we are told may not have been the most pope-u-lar choice. Tabloids have been speculating over whether […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean FunBenedict, Papal conclave, Pope

First Gas Upgrade

March 8, 2013March 8, 2013 Richard Spall

I was recently directed to this hard-hitting news piece regarding flatulence on airlines. Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleairlines, first class, flatulence, flying, ideal gas law, manners, offend

Trying a New Restaurant

March 4, 2013 Richard Spall

A little bit nervous trying out a new neighborhood restaurant. It’s way too early for the health department to have been by already to say ‘yay’ or ‘neigh’ on the burgers.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day

These Kids Today…

February 19, 2013February 19, 2013 Richard Spall

I was out in public the other day and a pair of kids were acting out of control and annoying me. So I went and had some choice words with their mother. I said “Listen […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daychildren, kids, manners, today

Exor-Sis

February 15, 2013February 15, 2013 Richard Spall

Often a movie made from a novel will change significant details of plot and characters to make it more acceptable to movie audiences. I have been told by someone who read the book, “The Exorcist”, […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TVbooks, demonic possession, Devil, Exorcist, movies, possessionion, teenage girls

Going to Jared

February 14, 2013 Richard Spall

This Valentine’s Day, I’m going to Jared. The meatball sub and Doritos combo is going to make someone a very happy lady.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships

Passport

February 14, 2013 Richard Spall

My wife was dismayed this morning that I was going to get my passport photo without shaving first. But what’s the point of having a semi-permanent depiction of a beauty standard I can’t possibly hope […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle

The Paradox of Raising Children

February 14, 2013 Richard Spall

The paradox of raising children is that often you have to make them do things for themselves in order to prepare them for life, but the problem is that they stink at pretty much everything.

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IOC Drops Wrestling from Olympics, Adds Rhythmic Wrestling

February 12, 2013 Richard Spall

International Olympic Committee leaders dropped Wrestling from the Olympic program on Tuesday. This was a decision that shocked many and eliminates one of the oldest Olympic sports from the 2020 Games. However, the anger of […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Sportsfreestyle, greco-roman, gymnastics, ioc, olympics, rhythmic, wrestling

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