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Author: Vince G. Sparks

Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees. For more and to stay connected visit him on social media and his website www.sparksignites.com.

SPARKS BRIEF: Big Bird Kicked from the Nest, Piggy in a Pinch: PBS Cuts Hit Hard

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Manhattan, New York –  “Sunny days, chasing the clouds away” is officially cancelled. The new Sesame Street anthem? “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to the Unemployment Office?” With nearly $1 […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Ghislaine Maxell to Receive Kennedy Center Honors Award

August 24, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – In a bold reimagining of American culture, Donald Trump announced today that convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell will receive a 2025 Kennedy Center Honor, citing her “incredible spoken-word skills,” “very beautiful license […]

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Is Your Family Tree Infested?

August 18, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

There’s an old saying: “You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your family.” I prefer to think of family a lot like picking your nose—you’re always going to find one big booger.” Every […]

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1 CommentLifestyle, Relationships#FamilyLife, #FamilySatire, #Humor #Satire #HumorOutcasts, #Relationships, relatives

Gaylord Goforth’s Guide – Back to School with a Helicopter

August 7, 2025August 7, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

My Dearest Muffins: Do you hear the sound of rotor blades whizzing across the neighborhood? It’s not the police stalking an escaped convict or Kim K. on her way to an emergency butt lift; oh, […]

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Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to Summer Survival

July 21, 2025August 1, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

My Fabulous Followers: The intense heat of summer is upon us. And if you haven’t noticed the steam bath we call weather, it means you’ve not left the house since Memorial Day. My little hermit […]

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I Need Therapy Trying to Find a Therapist

June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Finding a therapist can be bad for your mental health. Finding the right professional whose style and insight create an open dialog is very important to successful treatment. But you have to weed your way […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: The Real Dolls of D.C.

June 12, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – The tariffs might put a damper on American holiday consumption this Christmas; don’t worry about the thirty dolls you won’t be able to buy. Your little darlings won’t even need two or […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Becoming Trans-National

June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – June is LGBTQ Pride Month, and it’s highlighted by parades and celebrations around the country. In a month where love and acceptance is the theme, there is a stark contrast in our […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Claims Rigged Conclave

May 8, 2025May 10, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. –  Minutes after the papal conclave elected Robert Francis Prevost, the first American pope, Trump is seeking a recall to what he terms “a rigged conclave. A special team of papal lawyers will […]

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What’s The Bladder?

April 22, 2025April 23, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

I have a personal relationship with my bladder. I know it seems odd. We’re not dating, although it does come along with me everywhere I go. For the most part, it’s a tolerable partnership, except […]

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