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Dearest Giblets and Drumsticks, It’s the time of year again when your family and friends gather at your home to attack a single turkey, much like a lion tearing into a gazelle. As your guests […]
St. Cloud, MN – Immigration officials are reporting a crisis at the borders of Canada and Mexico. Millions of American turkeys are reportedly trying to flee the country ahead of Thanksgiving. What is being labeled […]
Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]
When I was a child, at Halloween, kids would put on their costumes and venture out into the early evening twilight, carrying a shopping bag waiting to be filled with candy. There were no fun-sized […]
Great news for Americans everywhere—or at least a few. You’ll no longer have to wish you had billions, a reality show, or secret Swiss bank accounts. Achieve the look that says, “I have money, status, […]
Los Angeles, CA – After years of research and observation, anthropologists have concluded that celebrities are no longer human but a distinct evolutionary offshoot that survives entirely on attention, brand deals, proper lighting, and Botox. […]
Washington, D.C. – The CDC just released a new report on a health crisis that’s out of control. It’s not fentanyl. It’s not oxy. It’s pumpkin spice. Every September, millions of normally stable citizens find […]
My Dearest Pumpkin-Spiced Ghouls and Goblins, October has arrived, and if you haven’t strung some fake cobwebs or strategically placed a few pumpkins, you’re already living in a haunted house—because your soul has clearly died. […]
Washington, D.C. — In a move critics are calling “the Netflix of Narcissism,” President Trump today reportedly annexed the entire American broadcast television ecosystem. CBS, NBC, and ABC have been merged into a single network called DJT […]
Chicago, IL – While most people feel comfortable discussing health issues like constipation or a C-section scar with family and friends, a significant stigma persists around conversations about mental health. Mention you’re feeling depressed, and within […]