Category: Fiction
Words About Words.
Reading is great but did you know you’re reading this right now? Apart from the reading of books, reading book reviews is the greatest thing since the marriage of some famous person to some other […]
SEAL Team 5 Tired Of Getting All of the Crappy Assignments
Recently news has came to light about two overseas covert operations undertaken by the famed “SEAL Team 6″ in Libya and Somalia. In Libya, special forces successfully snatched Abu Anas al-Libi, a suspected al Qaeda […]
Pristine desk, where art thou?
I have selective OCD. I work from home so the desk I share with five children and a husband can get a bit craptastic with homework assignments, coffee cups, and small empty bottles of Rescue […]
You can run Andy Davis but you can’t hide.
We all make mistakes. You make mistakes, your friends make mistakes and you might find this hard to believe but I don’t make mistakes because I’m perfect and perfect people don’t make mistakes. As long […]
The Halloween Horror Campaign
With Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire A new neighbor named Rex stopped over to tell us he plans to launch the Super Duper Halloween Election Spectacular. “What are you campaigning for?” I asked Rex, unaware […]
Fox News Host Laments Gassing of Jews By Nazis, But Says “Both Sides” To Blame
Recent Fox & Friends addition Elisabeth Hasselbeck spent some time discussing the Holocaust with her co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade on Monday. During the piece, she lamented the horror of the Holocaust but said […]
And there he stood before our very eyes, embedded in the bread.
I’m not going to say that copious amounts of beer had not been consumed that night because they most definitely had. I was out with Thirsty Dave and when I go out with the thirsty […]
Girlfriends
I think this guy’s been watching too many Star Trek re-runs and envisioning himself as Captain Kirk: A Lake Forest Park city council candidate is under investigation by the Washington State Patrol after a female […]
Argument no. 567,322
There’s nothing wrong with making mistakes as long you dress like Han Solo as you make them. Jill Y likes it when I put on the costume and so do I. Last week we had […]