Revel In The Embarrassment Your Body Causes
The other day at the gym I read an essay in a magazine. In the piece, the author was lamenting the fact that “her body embarrassed her.” Well, I thought to myself, there’s no need […]
Category: Fiction
On Yer Bike
It’s time for a warning boys and girls. It’s a warning you should heed because what I’m about to share with you is very real so be very vigilant and make sure you give up […]
The Curse Of The Creative
There are certain rules that must never be broken. One that has always puzzled me is the unwritten rule that says we may not use cat fur for clothing. For some reason, cats are protected […]
The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane
Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]
Bah! Humbug!
As a modern woman with a post-graduate degree and someone who has curiosity for a broad range of world news, I love the New York Times. To be sure, the editorials lean left … so […]
Some things are just too close to call
This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]
No onion no cry
It’s rare that I give a damn about kids because kids are just small versions of grown ups and I have as much time for grown ups as I have for kids. Kids need to […]
OH HOLY CRAP! A Personal Recollection of My Family’s Christmas Tradition.
Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes […]
How to get a MacBook Pro
I recently saved up for 17 years and bought myself a MacBook Pro. It’s an expensive business, plotting the impending removal of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and the MacBook is a necessary […]