Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival
Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town. I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun. I didn’t even know those […]
Category: Relationships
CrackBerry
CrackBerry “Stop it! Don’t do this here!” “One sec.” “People are looking at the scene we’re making.” “Then stop making it.” “What?!” “Let me just reply to this […]
Wedding Dreams and Nightmares
I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During […]
The Psychic and the Internet Minister
I went with my friend to the psychic. Yes, the psychic. I know so many of you have opinions on psychics, but can you just try to hold them in while I tell this story? […]
Up, Up and Away
I would like to discuss Erectile Dysfunction. Obviously, I do not suffer from the malady, and when I told my husband I was writing about this, he emitted a loud gasp and then insisted that […]
The Umpire’s Wife Has Been Ejected!
My husband has been a baseball and fast pitch softball umpire for about 10 years. Some umpire wives go to games to see their husband’s ump. Me, I rarely attend. It’s not that I am […]