A Novice Nudist’s Lament
An inexperienced nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure in San Francisco. Apparently, the 48-year-old man, who was new to the “let it all hang out” lifestyle, had joined some male friends to demonstrate a proposed […]
Music, Mystery and Whine
What happens when a celebrity biographer decides to add a murder to his resumé? Listen to this episode of Whine At 9 with Dr. Nancy Berk and special guest, New York Times best selling author […]
Burning Down The House
The other day something happened to my gas furnace. It started making a strange squealing noise, so I turned the thermostat down to zero. I picked up the user manual and paged through it, mostly […]
The Boy Scouts Controversy
Apparently, there’s some kind of uproar about whether the Boy Scouts should let gay people be scouts. I just want to say that you shouldn’t make fun of people who seem kind of strange, wear […]
Kids and Grown-ups
Many words and some big ones, have been written about what truly makes a child happy. From the big purple dinosaur to Teletubbies, everyone has their own opinions and they’re all wrong. I’m not one […]
The Fun Countries
Argentina now ranks in a survey as the most fun country in the world. I am so sorry Afghanistan. I was really rooting for you.
There Was a Dress But Now There’s a Breast
Looking for a special outfit that will tell your date exactly how you feel? Maybe you should consider the Intimacy Dress which disappears as the wearer becomes sexually aroused. The dress, which has leather ribbons […]
Guns don’t kill people, bears do.
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
Here. Taketh my $2.
I just won $2 on a scratch ticket. If this is the part where they say “the Lord giveth,” I have to say that I’m very disappointed.
The Horrors Of Research
Ohio State University recently did a three-day study on the link between heavy use of violent video games and aggression. The researchers used a group of college students in France, which makes sense — when […]