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Don’t Text And Read This

May 22, 2014May 22, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   At work the other day, while taking a 911 call, calling a police unit on the radio, checking an address on a map, and following an approaching storm system on […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Technology911, accidents, Congress, Dairy Queen, distractions, facebook, media, multitasking, slightly off the mark, studies, texting, Thoreau, twitter

The Day I Almost Killed An Entire Family

March 24, 2013 Theresa Wiza

The dark night and black roads were scary enough, but when I was given “directions” to turn at the red barn and continue until I saw a yellow house with a thatched roof, I knew […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funaccidents, bad driving, driving, embarrassing moments

Driverless Cars: Friend or Foe

October 2, 2012October 2, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Google has paved the way for driverless cars with its artificial intelligence software system that they have successfully used on a few modified Toyotas.  While Google is not in the car-selling business (yet), the idea […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyaccidents, chick flicks, driverless cars, humor, NASCAR, police, technology, texting

Motorized Scooters Do Not Do Escalators

July 19, 2012July 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A woman attempted to drive her motorized scooter up  an escalator in a Boston subway station. During her misguided ascent, something went awry and the scooter toppled over and so did the woman.  A fellow […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaccidents, Boston, escalators, hoverounds, humor, miracles, motorized scooters, subways

Remote Control Driving: Is it Really Safe?

July 29, 2011July 29, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Some car companies sell fear, and this sales pitch works.  What happens if you get in an accident? Or what happens if you have a flat tire? Or what happens if some maniac with a […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyaccidents, breakdowns, cars, computers, hacking, humor, OnStar, remote control, urban legends

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