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Why The Bible Must Be Ignored

May 17, 2012 Eric Hetvile

If a text is to be followed as if it came directly from our creator, its truths must be able to transcend time and cannot be rationalized due to the time it was written. Deuteronomy […]

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2 CommentsFictionbible, rape, rapist, shekels

Partly Cloudy

May 9, 2012May 9, 2012 Eric Hetvile

When reading or listening to someone speak, it is often difficult to know if the person is full of shit. Luckily there is one phrase which, when preceding a statement, indicates without fail that the […]

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3 CommentsFictionatheism, bible, religion

Mobile Phone Craziness

July 15, 2011July 15, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

We have become so attached to mobile communication devices that you could almost swear they grow from our heads.  It would require surgery to detach some of us from them.  Losing a cell phone is […]

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6 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbible, Cell phone, overheard conversation

God and Google: One in the Same?

June 24, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Are you one of the millions who have been searching for your spiritual self? Have you eaten at the religion buffet – trying a little bit of this or a little bit of that hoping […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleads, bible, God, Google, humor, religion

NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a […]

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4 CommentsSportsbible, God, golf, pledge

The Source of Good

April 30, 2011January 20, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Have you ever heard something like this? “How do we define ‘good’ if we don’t believe in God? God in his word, the Bible, tells us what’s good and bad and right and wrong. If […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifebible, cavemen, chimpanzees, humor. good

Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments. […]

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5 CommentsFictionbible, Bible Humor, God, Lot

God is Not Fair

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

On the scale of “shit that is good”, I think everyone would agree that fairness and equality are right up there at the top behind french fries. Any imagined/designed/created construct must always take fairness into […]

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4 CommentsFictionbible, God, Jesus, MLM, Moses, religion

Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, bible, children, God, job, Satan

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