Some people find their purpose in life at a young age.
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do complicated. If he has a motto in life and he does, it’s “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just fill it up already and stop […]
Tag: Bill Y
Scurvy Jane didn’t want a dog.
If you find yourself in conversation with somebody who knows Scurvy Jane and they tell you that she hasn’t got an attitude problem, ask them if they’re lying because they are. Not only are they […]
The truth was written all over his face
Crime took place yet few spoke about it for fear of being laughed at. Fortunately for you, I’m used to being laughed at but one day I hope to be pitied too. Successful criminals are […]
I will burn my money
The Nigerian Prince was not happy. For such a long time, he had sent out emails with business proposals but nobody ever responded and he just couldn’t understand why. His proposals were all financially sound […]
Most say I do not have a mind but they can mind their own business and do it somewhere else with 72 cats for all I care.
Some say it’s about time, some say it’s too soon and most couldn’t care less but I thought it was about time I opened up the inner workings of the Bill Y mind. This procedure […]
Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.
Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]
Ice Ice Baby
The first time I went to meet Jill Y’s parents was a terrifying experience. I don’t usually care what people think of me and but I needed them to like be because I was pretty […]
Strange things happen on pedestals.
And so the inevitable happens. We all know and agree that Steve Buscemi is one of the finest actors around. Steve Buscemi himself knows this. He often works with the Coen Brothers and is not […]
I really should have figured out that it was Pete Parsons all along
Bill Y thought he was going mad and started to write about himself in the third person. He would come home from work, sit down beside the computer but the keyboard was nowhere to be […]
Respect? That ain’t respect! This is respect.
A lot of the people ask about Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane and rightly so. In a world full of sheep who are only too eager to follow the herd, the thirsty one and the […]