Beckham To Play Soccer In Los Angeles
If you were to ask Sugartastic Daddy John, to name his three greatest heroes, he would tell you that it’s me, David Beckham and me. He remembers where he was when we first met because […]
Tag: Bill Y
Glass globe doorknob is a whole-room fisheye for the other side of the door
We don’t have a lot of money but we do have a lot of hatred for Bon Jovi and we also have a ‘hate Bon Jovi fund’. There are strict rules and guidelines as to […]
Here, have a smile. It’s on the house.
I wanted to become a Greek God so I headed to Greece to speak with Greek people about the possibility of becoming the Greek God of Bon Jovi Hatred. As useful as Google is, I […]
When will I have my first period?
Answers tend to be responses to questions and questions tend to be asked by those who ask them, as well as those who tend to ask questions. When I talk to myself, I always say […]
The Good Things Store
Jill Y and I, may not be the greatest parents that the world has never awarded an accolade but we’re definitely not as bad as the parents who allowed their kid to starve to death […]
Whoever lost a bundle of 100 $ bills tied up in a rubber band…. I found the rubber band.
If there’s one thing we want to instill in Little Dill Y, it’s a sense of Bon Jovi hatred, a sense of despair and a sense of where Nicaragua is, on a map of Nicaragua. […]
The future of Scurvy Jane
Scurvy Jane has always been able to predict the future. On Dec 31st 2008, she was the first woman to predict that 2009 was just around the corner and true enough, it was. In 2009, […]
Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids
When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was […]
The best way to die ever
Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to […]