I think I’ve just become a massive fan of Nikolaus Lenau.
Tag: Bon Jovi make me sick
If I send 4,345,876 emails to Sony and receive 4,345,876 responses from Sony, I need to buy my ISP a beer.
I sent 4,345,876 emails to Sony to ask them to develop an X-Box game where you kill the so-called talent of Bon Jovi. I received 4,345,876 emails from Sony, telling me that Bon Jovi don’t […]
Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
Thirsty Dave and the deadly musical instrument
In my ongoing attempt to remove the so-called music of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness, I arranged to meet up with some like-minded musicians to record a song that wouldn’t raise awareness for […]
The joy and pain of words
There are 5 words that every man wants to hear from his partner. If and when you hear these words, you will immediately know you are with your soul mate. Rather than keep you waiting, […]